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The world's first riding lawn mower.

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Deer Season Open.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Travelling

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Introducing Piza Island.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Greece

Airport

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

The Not So Wild West