Western Explorer Pillows

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Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Travelling

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Introducing Piza Island.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"The new house is almost ready!"

Airport

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

The Not So Wild West

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"