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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

Warrior Woman

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

The Not So Wild West

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"I'd like a trigger warning."

Arabian Nights.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Magus

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

How the West was won.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

The world's first riding lawn mower.

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

well pardner, don;t ever have your nose itch during a shootout.

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Pirates playing pegsie.

How was thine trip out west?

'Oh no it's the transvestite kid.'

'Of course you know this means war.'

Oswald was a very methodical gunfighter.

'Tomorrow's bad for me...How does Wednesday look on everyone' calendar...to attack the wagon train?'

'Yes, it is really scary to think where he might appear next!'

A Pirate prisoner Fly about to walk off the plank into a bowl of Soup

"I'm sensing an awful lot of hostility here, stranger."