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"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Dawing your Cellphone

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"How's the salmon?"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."