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"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

The rocket powered skiier

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Extreme Bungy

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Shoot For The Moon

'I think it's safe to assume that one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"Fight or flight?"

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

'Well, we made it.'

No Loitering

A woman reads a romance novel.

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

Person taking photo of a hippopotamus.

'Bill,notice how deer can blend with their surroundings?'