American Adventurer Pillows

United States of America

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The rocket powered skiier

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Extreme Bungy

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Shoot For The Moon

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'I think it's safe to assume that one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"Fight or flight?"

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

'Well, we made it.'

No Loitering

A woman reads a romance novel.

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

Person taking photo of a hippopotamus.

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

May the forest be with you!

'Bill,notice how deer can blend with their surroundings?'