Western Adventurer Gifts

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Dawing your Cellphone

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"How's the salmon?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."