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Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

California Beverages Map

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"I don't like roughing it..."

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

'Don't worry, our speciality is jungle law.'

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

"Lift those legs higher. Come on, people. Work it. Work it."

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

'I don't care if cows do know more about cowboys - I'm tired of always having to be the Indian.'

Cow Boy

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

'She's still coming, Kemosabe.'

Birth Of A Musical Genre.

'Your days of walking on the wild side are over.'

"And then, as I turned, there he was again - the creepy guy with the camera!"

California

"Are we there yet?"

'The nerve! We're only three hours late!'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."

It's nothing, boys- just the price we pay to live in a dynamic frontier society.'