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'Don't worry, our speciality is jungle law.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"How's the salmon?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

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"The pH level seems a little off."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

"I'd like a trigger warning."

"But mom, he followed us home!"

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'