Wild Side Adventurer Prints

'Don't worry, our speciality is jungle law.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"How's the salmon?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

25¢ Ride the Pony

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"The pH level seems a little off."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

I know they told me not to bark

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

The Tardis Shed

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"I'd like a trigger warning."

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"But mom, he followed us home!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'