Roadside Adventurer Prints

'Food,drinks,rightwing politics'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we broke yet?'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

(Direct to the Consumer)

Car Journey.

Route 666.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."