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What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Off to see the world

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"How's the salmon?"

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

Rainbow/Horizon

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Souvenirs

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."