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Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"I don't care if you're old enough. You cannot roam around the neighborhood with a pack of wild dogs."

"They're comfortable."

Warrior Woman

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"How's the salmon?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Easter Island Rock Climber

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Worm Pranks

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

Final selfie

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'