Wild Adventure Seeker Mugs

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Off to see the world

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"How's the salmon?"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

Rainbow/Horizon

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

Worm Pranks

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Souvenirs

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."