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"Wait until one of them says, 'It's so peaceful out here.' "

Final selfie

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Not that inscrutable, is he?'

'He's asleep, you wuss! Just hit the ball!'

Golfer chased by tiger sprints from wooded area shouting, 'Tiger! Woods! Tiger! Woods!'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Cat box"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"I love this time of day."

Koala

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Marco ..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Giraffe Selfie

"The unlucky lemming"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."