Wildlife Wonder-seeker T-Shirts

'No, it's definitely not a Blue Tit - it hasn't got that distinctive yellow breast.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Cat box"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Koala

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Marco ..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Monkey-artist

Giraffe Selfie

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I love this time of day."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.