Weird Wildlife Wonderer T-Shirts

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Monkey-artist

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Zoo animals.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

We never roam anymore.

Wild Cow.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Pull...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Saving for Retirement.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Hyenas as Pets

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Frogs

Bear Signpost.

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Rattlecornsnake

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Have Horns Venn

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Canada Goose

"Do you think there's life out there?"