Wildlife Wonder T-Shirts

'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'

Lotsa Ducks.

'This is some wildlife garden!'

Elks on a motorcycle at an Elk Crossing sign.

"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."

"Mum, look! It's a Showyourbottom duck!"

"In your ad you said you'd grown up in the shade of coolibah tree. How so?"

"You go ahead and eat the rhododendrons if you want...I'm still full after those Nasturtiums!"

"You snooze you lose."

Funky Facts: Frogs.

'I'll grab the prey's attention and distract them while you sneak up from behind...'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'This is almost too unfair!'

In some parts of India, zebra crossings have been replaced by elephant crossings!

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

The Hummingbird

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Cat box"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.