Animal Wonderer T-Shirts

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'But what is the universe for?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Little help?"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Zoo animals.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Wild Cow.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'Pull...'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Hyenas as Pets

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

Musical Pipe

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Canada Goose

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Tarzan mobile phone

Have Horns Venn

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.