Whale Wonderer T-Shirts

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Who was the strongest man in history? Jonah, even a whale couldn't keep him down!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'You lifted your head.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Zoo animals.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'Choose, Fenster

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Wild Cow.

"He's a keeper!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Thar she blows!'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Polar bears