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Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

Crafty Fish.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'