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'I don't mumble! I babble!'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'You are doing it wrong.'

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Mermaid spawning time.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

I hate these flying fish

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Man struggling to row,

Suez canal blocking.

"Wow nice jump!"

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Soothing Waterfall

"I don't know whether you can tolerate working in a tropical paradise."

"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

'I hate the water hazard on this hole.'

C. Doppler takes a walk.