Waterhole Wonderer Gifts

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

Canadian Canoe.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden