Aquatic Wonderer Gifts

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'But what is the universe for?'

Lazy Octopus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Distracting the fish.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.