Aquatic Wonderer Prints

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Bitchbark Canoe

Seagiraffes

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'But what is the universe for?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Lazy Octopus

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Distracting the fish.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'