Waterway Wonderer Gifts

Aqueduct Leak

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Crafty Fish.

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'