Waterway Wanderers Gifts

The Honeymooners.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Fishing.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Canadian Canoe.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

Crafty Fish.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'