Waterway Wanderers Gifts

The Honeymooners.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Fishing.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Crafty Fish.

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'