Water Wonderer Gifts

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

"Wow nice jump!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Fishing.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Crafty Fish.

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'