Water Wonderer Gifts

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

"Wow nice jump!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Fishing.

Canadian Canoe.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Boat Launch'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'We're back. So how was your summer?'