Water Wonder Worker Gifts

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Fishing.

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Crafty Fish.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Overturned boat.

A whale gets its first close look at plankton.

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month