Water Works Wonder Gifts

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'Who ordered the pizza?'

The Water Diviner

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Master Plumber

"Wow nice jump!"

'We're de-salting water?'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'