Waterworks Gifts

Master Plumber

Pipe Dream.

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'You can't come in here with that.'

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

A family playing in the sea

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Freddie's water

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Boat Launch'

Children playing around a water pump

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'