Water Works Wonder T-Shirts

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

'Who ordered the pizza?'

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

"Wow nice jump!"

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Master Plumber

'We're de-salting water?'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool