Waterworks Wonder T-Shirts

'Slight plumbing problem?'

'You're not gonna like this-all the plumbers are at their annual convention-in the Bahamas!!'

Pipe Dream.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'You can't come in here with that.'

Whittler's Mother.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Man building a tree house

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

"I'm working on a watercolor."

The Water Diviner

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Hockney by the Pool

"Wow nice jump!"

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Master Plumber

'We're de-salting water?'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'