Waterproof Wonder T-Shirts

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

"Wow nice jump!"

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

'We're de-salting water?'

"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

Complaints: 'Yes?'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'