Waterproof Enthusiast T-Shirts

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

"At first I thought it was cool that my mom kept wanting me to test her phone to see if it was waterproof. Now I know it was just a way to get me to take showers."

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fish snorkling above water.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'Household water use'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"I thought it was deeper here."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"