Waterproof Enthusiast Gifts

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

"At first I thought it was cool that my mom kept wanting me to test her phone to see if it was waterproof. Now I know it was just a way to get me to take showers."

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fish snorkling above water.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'Household water use'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

clown fish

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."