Waterproofing Specialist Gifts

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Swimming Prankster

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Mine problems

Welsh water sewage

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Swimming Champion.

UK sewage dumps

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"It was a professional hit..."

Antonio Carluccio.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Water Feature 2006.

'We're de-salting water?'

And he thinks I can't hear the TV.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

Dive in...

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"