Splash Specialist Gifts

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Dive in...

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Swimming

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Swimming Prankster

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Office Park

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Water Slide

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

'Is it labor day already?'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'