Splash Zone Specialist Gifts

Swimming Prankster

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Frog in the puddles.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Office Park

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Water Slide

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Swimming Champion.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Is it labor day already?'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Help! Cold! Help!'

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

"Can I pretend he's yours?"