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A man stands on a swimmer to film him.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Swimming Prankster

'Distracting the fish.'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Water Slide

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'This guy's FAST!'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

Artist Misses the Point

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"I suffer for my art..."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

'Was the flash too bright?'

Bomb's Away

Swimming

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'