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A man stands on a swimmer to film him.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Swimming Prankster

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Water Slide

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'This guy's FAST!'

Artist Misses the Point

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"I suffer for my art..."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

'Was the flash too bright?'

Swimming

Bomb's Away

Jackson Pollock's Birthday.