Splash Aficionados Gifts

"Can I pretend he's yours?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Frog in the puddles.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Water Slide

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'This guy's FAST!'

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"I suffer for my art..."

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

Children swimming.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Jackson Pollock's Birthday.

'Synchronised swimming.'