Splash Enthusiasts Gifts

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Frog in the puddles.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Swimming Prankster

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Water Slide

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'This guy's FAST!'

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"I suffer for my art..."

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Is it labor day already?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Children swimming.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'