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Diving through holes in diving board.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Face painting.

Frog in the puddles.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Distracting the fish.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Water Slide

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Swimming Champion.

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Is it labor day already?'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

Puddle Jumper

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'