Summer Splash Artist Gifts

I invited him to join me for a couple of laps and he drank half the pool.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Face painting.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"That's the deep end."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"Thanks again, kid!"

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'This guy's FAST!'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"I suffer for my art..."

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Puddle Jumper

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

"Say when!"

Childhood Friends

So Much Sand ... So Little Time

'What choice do we have?'

Graffiti Artists.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'

"Me, I have a built-in super-soaker..."

Don't expect a big splash. There's no water in the pool.