Summer Splash Gifts

"Thanks again, kid!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bring your own inflatable.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

French wine

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Summertime

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Sunbathing in the park

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."