Summer Play Gifts

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Holiday time.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Canape?

French wine

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His New Grillfriend

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Beer Parasol.