Summer Fun Seeker Gifts

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

Join me in a cocktail!

Beer Lover.

'Your Honour, if it pleases the court, I'd like to take everyone to the park and buy them an ice cream.'

'Lemonade $0.20 bathroom $0.50'

'We're starting a car pool. Want to join?'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'What are YOU looking at?!'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Dog covering up on the beach.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Are you coming Charles?"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

They're pup tents. He's running a summer camp."

I added some jellyfish to get that authentic ocean feel.

No Bombing

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Policeman eats ice cream from his helmet.

"All's well that ends well!"

Ice creams

Snow cones.

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'When it gets really hot he runs around in the nude.'

Ice cream truck

Musicians with ice creams.

Larry was completely out of line – and so the fish went free.

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"Sorry kids, since my freezer's broken, if you want ice cream it only makes sense for me to charge you milkshake price."

I think I'll continue to wear a mask in future summers. I'm saving a fortune on sunscreen!

Cone of Uncertainty

ICE CREAM: 'A scoop of vanilla down my shell!'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Giant croquet ball heads towards a car.

'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'