Summer Fun Enthusiasts Gifts

'Bummer - the tide's gone out.'

I hate this @#$% humidity.

'I'll be glad when it breaks if only to see him with some clothes on!'

Covid Summer

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Holiday time.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Summertime

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

The Perfect Cannonball

Summertime.

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Where the Wild Things Summer