Summer Fun Aficionado Gifts

Beer Parasol.

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Holiday time.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Summertime

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

The Perfect Cannonball

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Summertime.

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'