Summer Enthusiast Gifts

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Summertime.

"It's almost the last day of school, Marilyn. Quit saying 'are we there yet'."

'They're jumping up and down on the couch in there.'

Months on a calendar are against their relation to August.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

You're getting warmer.

'Get lost!'

"Don't worry, Mom. My mind will bounce back in September."

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!

'I hope you're hungry!'

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

'Boy it's hot today!'

'I hate February.'

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

Relaxing in the pool

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

"Why can't summer last forever?"

'Bloody hell - you took your time didn't you?'

Dog days of summer.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

On Holiday

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I'm glad summer's almost here. I need to be with some of my own kind.'

'Safety on the beach.'

'No surf?'

'Be careful dear, the biggest hole in the ozone layer is around here somewhere.'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"It's the last day of school! It's the only day of the year where I'm not expected to learn anything!"

"I told our neighbor to not leave his metal lawn chair out in the sun."

"This can't be happening! Summer is not over yet! This is cruel and unusual taunting!"